galacticdad:

growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes

youngstero:

SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

jakemalik:

*stoner voice*

i didn’t go to high school

( •_•)>⌐■-■

i went to school high

(⌐■_■)

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

brittanias:

#VASTRA HOLD MY FLOWER (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿

michaxl:

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

*finger slides to the d*

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute